But for now I just want to get the Trades and Picks in for The Record on Opening Day morning, before the Patriots's Season officially starts against the Cardinals. It's been an outrageously intense 15 Months.
Jones to the Cardinals for OF Jon Cooper and #62!!
#128 to the Bears for #205 and TE Martellus Bennett!!
The Miners traded for #28 to get ahead of the Cardinals, so the Bounty that they paid would of course be 99% applicable to us, drafting right ahead of the Miners in a World where an Owner with Testicular Foritude was running the Ship.
#29 & #251 to the Cardinals for #38, #106, and #179!!
The Fish paid this, and even though they're back a Spot x2, it'll do!! #38 to the Fish for #43 & #108!!
The Freight for #48 is good enough for me!! #48 to the Packers for #58, #126, and #249!!
The Freight for #59 is good enough for me!! #58 to Tampa for #75 and #107!!
Just like it happened…though at a slight Discount!! #61 to the Saints for #79 and #113!!
The Freight for #100 is good enough for me!! #97 to the Raiders for #115 and #155!!
Just like it happened…though at a slight Discount!! #113 to the Bears for #118 and #207!!
75 OG Isaac Seumalo
79 OT LeRaven Clark
92 DE Charles Tapper
106 FB Malcolm Mitchell
107 LE David Onyemata
108 SE Tajae Sharpe
115 PB Jonathan Williams
118 SC Trey Caldwell
126 GB Jatavis Brown
155 SE Moritz Boehringer
179 TE David Morgan
196 RB Kavon Frazier
205 PB Dwayne Washington
207 MF Scooby Wright
209 MF Joseph Walker
215 OT Dominique Robertson
222 SB Byron Marshall
243 SB Darryl Foster
249 SB Keith Marshall
Never would've let Hicks go. He was a Binky of mine.
Never would've signed Pork Chop. Hell, no.
Christopher Hogan has flat out magnificent Potential. Phenomenal Pick Up, Mad Bill!!
Martellus Bennett is a Jack Ass, to put it kindly...But getting him for Scraps was the Trade of the Century. Nobody has ever fielded the Double Dirty Dog Elite Tight End Power that we're prepared to Field...The potential Tactical and Strategic Advantages are incalculable. Aaron Hernandez was an entirely different kind of Player than Bennett.
Shae McClellin was a phenomenal Pick Up. Phenomenal.
I hope to liberate enough Time to flesh these bits out dramatically, tonight, but the important thing to me was to get this out ~ noting that I prefer, ultimately, to get these out by Memorial Day each Year, mind you ~ before the Season kicked off.
Yeah...It's been a very intensive 15 Months.